http://autosomna.webcomic.ws Welcome to Auto Somna! - the webcomic dealing with all the important issues in life, like what a little misanthropic robot thinks about contemporary reality. Auto Somna follows the lives of Turing, Panza and Lylli, quintessential social rejects (which says nothing about the authors!). Dealing with everything from science to literature to love (love? Yes? Wow!), the comic is dedicated to bringing you even more dark humour and downright nonsense into your already inanity filled lives. Enjoy! ComicFury comic RSS http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://comicfury.com/comicbans/2660.png http://autosomna.webcomic.ws http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/133817 ]]> Thu, 08 Sep 2011 18:18:04 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/133817 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/112017 ]]> Tue, 28 Jun 2011 03:11:13 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/112017 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/104819 ]]> Sun, 22 May 2011 00:09:32 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/104819 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/100715 ]]> Sun, 01 May 2011 20:05:25 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/100715 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/98226 ]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2011 23:15:52 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/98226 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/96597 ]]> Sun, 10 Apr 2011 01:06:17 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/96597 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/95402 ]]> Mon, 04 Apr 2011 20:12:32 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/95402 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/93161 ]]> Sat, 26 Mar 2011 17:09:32 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/93161 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/91743 ]]> Fri, 18 Mar 2011 23:27:15 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/91743 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/90093 ]]> Wed, 09 Mar 2011 05:31:21 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/90093 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/88630 ]]> Tue, 01 Mar 2011 21:51:22 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/88630 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/87344 ]]> Wed, 23 Feb 2011 14:53:39 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/87344 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/86071 ]]> Wed, 16 Feb 2011 04:27:06 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/86071 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/84703 ]]> Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:05:28 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/84703 http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/82956

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Panel 1 - Turing is busily working at a table with protractors, rulers, a desk lamp, and all the tools that would make it seem like he's working on a blue print of some kind. Panza walks along the desk towards him.

Panza: Whatcha workin' on, Awesom-O?

Panel 2 - Turing doesn't look up from his drawings, although there's some slight irritation on his face.

Turing: I've decided to take your advice and face facts. I am a robot and that'll never change. And please don't call me Awesom-O.
Panza: You'll feel all the better for it, Awesom-O.

Panel 3 - Turing looks up with a somewhat dazed expression as though he's really tapping the recesses of his mind. Panza is being coaxing.

Turing: I figure I can't change what is basically me... But it doesn't stand to reason that I can't change everyone else. So I'm devising a plan to make people like me. And stop calling me Awesom-O.
Panza: Okay, okay. So what's this plan?

Panel 4 - The frame switches so that it's looking down at the "blueprint" that Turing has been working on. It's actually a child's drawing of a battle scene. Stick-Turing holds an enormous gun. There's a crater. Some people are bowing before him while decapitated heads with X's over their eyes lay prostrate over the ground. (The simpler and more childish the drawings, the better it will be).

Panza: Take the world by force? Original.
Turing: I like to call it 'persuasion by way of super cannon.'

Mouseover: I persuade women to bed by cannon all the time. That's right. I'm a pirate and a playa'. ]]> Tue, 01 Feb 2011 16:19:41 GMT http://autosomna.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/82956